If you’re reading this, it’s either November 4, 2020, or some time afterward.

If you voted for the Biden/Harris ticket this message is for you.

If you voted for a modified version of the ticket presented by the DNC, this message is for you.  Please note I composed this message nearly two months ago.  At this point, Biden has not been removed from the ticket, buy I have no real reason to be surprised if he has been.

If you voted for the Trump/Pence ticket, this message is also for you.

If the vote went your way, you’re pretty happy right now.  Your views have been affirmed by the electorate and schadenfreude swells within you as you watch the other team navigate their cognitive dissonance with the grace and dignity of a poorly executed panty-raid.

If the vote didn’t go your way, you’re unhinged.  If you voted one way, you’re ready to riot in the streets.  If you voted the other way, you’re ready to bear down for the next four years and are looking forward to the next go-around.

Irregardlessly, the concerns of the pandemic are not as prescient as they once were

So sayeth TharpSterDamus.

Behave y’all.