‘Humor’ Archives
Early Morning Explosions
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It’s nice to know that sarcasm isn’t lost here at the TharpSter compound at any given time of the day. I guess. Case in point, between Wifey and me, one of us was kind of gassy in our sleeping hours last night. Early this morning one of our [Read More]
Preparing For The Big Game
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Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time of year again. In just a few short hours, the New England Patriots and the New York Giants will parade onto the field to play what I expect to be a pretty good game. Of course there’s plenty of hype around [Read More]
When We’ll Be Free
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Suffice to say, I have a wide variety of music on my phone. Okay, maybe it’s not that wide but it does produce a muffin top when wearing skinny jeans. By the way. I don’t really understand why members of the male gender wear those things. So [Read More]
Wellness & What To Do About It
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Ouch! Quit it! This morning at the ever so unsociable time of 6:30, I participated in the annual biometric screening sanctioned by a company who’s striving to stay up with all of the fads, fashions, and practices of the time. If you want my real opinion [Read More]
My New SES
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It would seem that I’m rich. Imagine my surprise. For several years, the filing of my annual taxes served as the equivalent of a February Bonus. The year 2012 marks a turn in that path. When I did my taxes yesterday using software that even a [Read More]
Important News You Need To Know
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Good news. My Uverse is back up to par and is running at full expectations. I’ll give you a moment to calm yourself and come down from the mirthful elation you’re experiencing right now. You good? Good. Whether you’re [Read More]
Thor Tharp
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On this day 70 years ago, five years prior to the commencement of Operation Mogul, Odie and Carrie Tharp of Roswell, New Mexico (proper) welcomed a baby boy into the world and named him Thor Wayne. The name only stuck for an hour or so. After the couple came around [Read More]
Working Out
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Earlier this last week, I observed the physical behavior of one of my co-conspirators at the auxiliary office was pretty much best classified as a hitch in his get along. No kudos are really due to me for exhibiting a keen sense of observation though. He actually announced [Read More]
Monkeys, Knives, Super Heros, & Really Cool Pictures Lifted From The Internet
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I don’t really have anything of substantive value hidden in today’s entry. Yeah, yeah. I know. I rarely do. Recently at the auxiliary office, discussions happened within the conspiratorial gaggle in which I participate on a “per [Read More]
S.O.S.
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I send my SOS to the world I send my SOS to the world I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle If there’s one thing I don’t really miss about the 80′s, it would have to be The Police. [Read More]
