Well ladies and gentlemen, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There comes a time in all of our lives when you just gotta get up on a Saturday morning, take...
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8 Minutes
7 Minutes
A Call for Dominion
Well ladies and gentlemen, in all of my years of offering up prescient yet unsolicited advice on how people should do things so as to avoid lateral scateral (shit going sideways) and to mitigate...
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3 Minutes
52 Pickup
Well ladies and gentlemen, here we are. When we last gathered around the proverbial dinner table here on the worldwide web to discuss the ever troubling subject of the NFL and it’s colossal inability...
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12 Minutes
Standing Up
First you say it. Then you do it. A certain family friendly comedian used to include that statement in a bit he did years ago. I’m pretty sure it was in relation to wearing...
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7 Minutes
Rigging The Smell Test
Ok people, listen up or you’re going to miss something here. You should be advised right here and now that I’m not here to whine and bitch and moan about my advancing maturity as...
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5 Minutes
Colluding and Stuff
Ladies and gentlemen, I sit here in my nipple laden corpulence listening to selected offerings from the early 90’s when grunge hit the scene and dispensed with the pop metal which littered the late...
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7 Minutes
Finding The Good Things
Well ladies and gentlemen, we’re a matter of hours out from a fundamental change being exacted on this great country of ours, and I feel it’s necessary to write something about it. Let’s...
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10 Minutes
My Compromise
Given the state of things, I think I can handle this one....
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3 Minutes
Ifs & Butts
I have this friend on Facebook who I literally haven’t seen in over 30 years. We were friends growing up, having attended the same schools and church throughout our formative years. Needless to say,...
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7 Minutes
Quittin’
Thursday, 11/03 and Wednesday, 11/09 will most likely go down in history as some of the most unproductive dates produced by the year 2016. Reason being is that the previous evening for both...
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