Given all of the pernicious obfuscation we’ve been subjected to in recent years, I would like to offer the following suggestion.

At this point in time on April 30, 2022, Joseph Biden, First in His Name, Conjurer of Equitable Honkey Magic, Corn Pop Was A Bad Dude, Puppet of the Radical Left, Beneficiary of the Rigged Election, and Sniffer of Coifs has tested positive for COVID at least twice.

Furthermore, I would suggest that this tidbit will not be released or made public until the man is gone.

So sayeth TharpSter.