Congratulations to the publishers and everyone behind the 2020 Pooping Pooches calendar, most notably the May entry.

Never mind the beautiful field of blue bonnets, the selected bully breed sporting a hybrid color palette of brindle on white, or even that confident smirk on that dog’s face.

The thing that makes me giggle as I stare at that picture while soiling my own field of porcelain blue bonnets is that that dog’s name is Knuckles.