Okay, now that Trump is just about done doing to the GOP establishment what he really needed to do, he needs to start designing a strategy to get the hell out of the race....
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The Can, The Tip, & The Pin
It’s 3 am. You’ve been asleep for hours. Your perpetual somber is slated to end in 3, 2, 1….. Boom. Your bladder has woken you up with a specific demand....
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Marital Bliss In Aisle 3
Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our normally scheduled programming in order to bring you an act of marital bliss currently underway at the A&P. Never mind the young gentlemen bagging groceries up front...
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Spoilers, Predictions, and Other Hijinks
Ladies and gentlemen, as of this writing the date is January 16, 2016. The latest Star Wars offering has been out nearly a month, and has taken in what I’m guessing to be in...
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Empty Promises Ahead
Good Lord in Butter people. Look what I just did. It’s already the second day of the year and I’ve yet to post my TharpSterLutions for the for upcoming year. For...
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A Word About Nirvana
So there’s a point when you’re scratching the back of a big ole dog and you hit that magic spot. The dogs skin shifts back and forth in order to stay in the perfect...
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The Dictates of Polite Society
Get outta my way!...
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Regarding Marriage
Well we’re just about half way done with the year 2015, and boy howdy have we seen some changes. The triple crown was won for the first time in 30-something years. The...
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A Griller’s Prayer
As the happiest time of the year quickly approaches with the arrival of Memorial Day in a few weeks, I think it’s only fitting that we should offer up a prayer to the Almighty...
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Flash & Crack
Ladies and gentlemen, as I sit here writing my latest dispatch to the internet in all hope and expectation that it will serve as yet another exercise in verbal brilliance performed and committed by...
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