From a traditional standpoint, tuna salad is made up of four essential components: Canned tuna Mayonnaise Pickles Hard boiled eggs The number of times that Mom or Dad made tuna salad in...
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Dumb Jokes & Exciting Videos
Well ladies and gentlemen, as promised in yesterday’s blog I spent time in the backyard starter kit this morning reading The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe while dining on dry Corn Chex,...
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Lab Jack Martini
Shaken, not stirred. Faith continues to heal at a rate which just isn’t fast enough for her or those of us who keep getting hit by her neck bound weapon of dermal destruction. Her...
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Earth In Peril: New Rotation Could Cause Problems For The Planet
The Earth’s rotation has recently experienced an anomaly in its rotation according to lead scientists with NASA and the US Geological Service. It’s currently unknown what the long term implications of an irregular rotation...
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A New Kind Of Reception
Okay, so even though you’re reading this on the 5th of July, it was composed on July 4th. ; Any other time in which this particular post could have been transmitted from by brain,...
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A Toe For A Tow
Well, ladies and gentlemen, today has been a doozy. Aside from taking Faith to the vet to liberate her of a broken toe, my kids went to see Spiderman today. Kinda. Where that issue...
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Razor Dull
Today’s post is going to be fast and nasty, ladies and gentlemen. The primary reason for that is because I’m still trying to get the actual site back up and running. The problem is...
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The 9 3/4 Toed LabJack Initiative
For those of you who have been with me from the start of these rambling dispatches of verbal brilliance to the internet in order to make it just a little more exciting, you’re familiar...
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The June Egress
June started out well and then ended with that stupid decision which renders the Constitution just a piece of paper and the American people under a stronger thumb of the US government. Sure we...
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Un-Dirty Word Believable
Ladies and gentlemen, this one pretty much writes itself. At 9:15 this morning, I was sitting in a conference room listening to a business summary for the month of May when my phone buzzed...
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