Today, ladies and gentlemen, my life is in the toilet. Literally. We’ve got an issue in the commode in the front bathroom here at the domain where the flange (if that’s a real word)...
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The Legend Continues
The Rocky Mountains is a range of mountains in the North American west which stretches from Canada to Mexico. The air is thin, the view is breathtaking, and boy can it snow. As I...
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Monkeys!
In an act of full disclosure and transparency, I will state right here and now that today’s post has nothing to do with monkeys, short of a passing reference in the title and here...
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Dark Knight Steps Up
This summer’s offering of cinematic masterpieces and the feeble attempts which fell pathetically short strike me as no different than any other offering handed down from Hollywood on high in any previous summer. The...
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Sunday Night
The most depressing thing about a Sunday night is that it precedes Monday morning. The weekend is winding down and in a matter of 12 hours or so, my pasty white one will be...
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Tough Sh*t – A Review
Ladies and gentlemen, in a pure and uninterrupted display of irony, I participated in metaphor this morning. I didn’t even do it on purpose. ; Come to think of it, participation in a metaphor...
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Attack Of The Pizza Gods
In the last month, I’ve tried to be militant about getting my workouts in. Today when I got home from a day in front of two computer monitors and an SQL query which wouldn’t...
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Three Things To Recall
This one goes out to all of you movie fans who saw the original Total Recall with Gov. Arnie and appreciated it for it’s cinematic splendor. You know who you are. Remember...
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Today’s Epiphany
As a result of my self diagnosed case of OCD, I sit here at lunch (chicken sandwich, tater tots, starlight mints) listening to the radio, reading tweets, and checking my blog stats. Typically when...
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That Which Irritates Me
Like it or not ladies and gentlemen, there’s nothing like a groggy Monday morning to inspire cynical blog material. Granted, a Monday morning usually doesn’t inspire a whole lot of any material for...
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