Looking back, it occurs to me that the year 2012 marks the 20th in which I first darkened the door at QVC. The cable shopping network had just opened a call center here in...
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Aliens Use Nationwide EAS Test To Launch Attack
Washington, D.C. – In a surprise turn of events, aliens from the delta quadrant launched an attack on America today from orbit just over Washington DC. The attack happened at precisely 2pm eastern time....
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Wyoming Heritage In Jeopardy Over Interstate Rest Stop Incident
Glenrock, Wy – An incident which can only be characterized as unusual took place last month at the Edgar J. Herschler Memorial Rest Stop just outside of Glenrock on the northbound side of Interstate 25. According...
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Profiling The Profile
As much as I would love to compose an eloquent piece on a series of pictures seen on the Facebook profile page belonging to a manager of one of the TharpSter satellite offices, I...
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New Trend In 2012 Vacation Requests Cause Concern
Washington, D.C. – Vacation requests submitted to employers nationwide for the calendar year 2012 are showing a new trend compared to previous years’ requests. According to a statistics recently released by the Department Of...
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Me, You & An Empty Field
There’s a great scene in the classic film Office Space where the three heroes of the flick kidnap a sadistic piece of office equipment, transport it to a field out in the middle of...
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The Hoarder’s Starter Kit
Go back and read that title carefully. There’s no ‘W’ in there anywhere. If there were, this blog would possess a completely different dynamic which would most likely keep your interest. Now that we’ve...
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Frequently Blinded
This little ray of sunshine goes out to the consortium of home improvement centers which have perpetually ensconced themselves into the lofty conspiracy to liberate electronic funds from my bank account whenever I darken...
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Modern Day Inductions
For those of you familiar with my writing, you know by now that one of the things I relish writing about involves unique and/or out of the ordinary circumstances which I encounter. For those...
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The Annual Columbus Day Precipitational Event
Sunday morning, October 9th, San Antonio, Texas. It’s raining outside, and I’ll tell you how I know. It has nothing to do with the fact that the skies are that gloomy shade of gray. ...
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