This morning, at the not quite ripe yet quite obscene time of 3:50 am, silence within the compound here was interrupted not by the snoring of yours truly, but by that of a barking...
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The Booger & The Angry Bird
Boom! There ya go. This is blog number 100 on the year ladies and gentlemen. Just when I thought today’s dispatch was going to go by way of the desperate grasp for material to...
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Atari & The Bunny Butt Cake
Wow. Ninety nine entries in on the year, and I would expect only about fifty of them were actually born from some idea I actually wanted to write about. The other forty...
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Ninety Four
Editors note: For reasons unknown, the desktop is not opening documents in the Microsoft suite of office products. TharpsSter, in his infinite lamentations of returning to life in cubeville this week, is just too...
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Blog 92
Do you like the title? That’s just a goof on yesterday’s blog. Today is April 2nd, ladies and gentlemen. That means I need to drag my lethargic rump out of bed this...
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The Tragedy Of Orthodonture
Murphy’s Law has dictated the most recent set of circumstances happening here in the compound. Of that, I have no doubt. It all started several years ago when one of my beloved...
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Guacamole
gua·ca·mo·le n. A thick paste of mashed avocado, often combined with citrus juice, onion, and seasonings and usually served as a dip or in salads. [American Spanish, from Nahuatl ahuacamolli : ahuacatl, avocado + molli, sauce, paste.] Pasted from <http://www.thefreedictionary.com/guacamole> Put very...
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Strawberries, Dipping Chocolate, & Personal Hygiene
Back in my college days, I was subjected to a plethora of short stories in various English and Literature classes. The presumption here was that these particular stories had successfully made their mark on...
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Just Sittin’ Here
It’s Saturday morning. Two of us are up and learning about the finer points about various dog breeds on Animal Planet. I don’t know why it is, but every time I get caught up...
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An Announcement From TharpSter.Org
In light of recent remarks and actions taken by TharpSter as the primary content provider of TharpSter.Org, the Board of Directors has unanimously voted in favor of a one day suspension for this sites...
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