This coming Tuesday, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter comes out on DVD. Yeah, that doesn’t really mean anything to me. It was amusing to watch on an outing with the boss and my un-indicted co-conspirators....
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It’s Time To Get Things Started
Today’s occurrence of Saturday was the first one in the last month or so where nothing was planned. There were no birthday parties or guests from out of town. There were no appointments...
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4 Minutes
They’re Just Living In My Head
So we’re 9 months and 10 days (11 by the time you read this) into the year 2012. The end of the world is a matter of months away and the election is even...
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3 Minutes
So You Had A Bad Day
Ostensibly speaking, one of the first signs of a bad day is when you open your oven and your rump roast farts in your face. I’m pretty sure I’ve published that little nugget...
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Taylor The Latte Boy
October 2nd, 2012 came upon us in a blink of an eye. At least, that is, where the perspective of 11:59:59 on October 1st is concerned. With the arrival of this day,...
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I Play Great Keyboards Of Horses’ Teeth
There is a moment in every dawn when light floats, there is the possibility of magic. –Douglas Adams If you are camped near water, you may be awakened very early in the morning...
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6 Minutes
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM
It was a dark and stormy night. That’s right people, I just started a blog with the oldest literary cliché in the book. Many years ago, a group of writers got together...
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A Little More Bite And A Little Less Bark
Last night, Wifey and I ventured out from the domain from spending the day celebrating Juniorette’s birthday to partake in a date night. We went to a movie. The movie we saw...
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5 Minutes
Hot Tub BB Gun
I once shot a man, just to watch him hop....
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2 Minutes
The R..r..return Of The J..j..jeep
The r..r..return of the j..j..jeep has been a measured success at b..b..best. Isn’t that w..w..wonderful? We’ve had it back about a w..w..week now after fighting the insurance company sanctioned mechanic for all of our...
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