The most depressing thing about a Sunday night is that it precedes Monday morning. The weekend is winding down and in a matter of 12 hours or so, my pasty white one will be...
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Tough Sh*t – A Review
Ladies and gentlemen, in a pure and uninterrupted display of irony, I participated in metaphor this morning. I didn’t even do it on purpose. ; Come to think of it, participation in a metaphor...
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Attack Of The Pizza Gods
In the last month, I’ve tried to be militant about getting my workouts in. Today when I got home from a day in front of two computer monitors and an SQL query which wouldn’t...
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Beyond ThunderCone
Well, crud. Here on the eve of Junior’s 18th birthday, San Antonio is on the cusp of receiving some sort of storm produced by red clouds. I know this because the picture...
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Three Things To Recall
This one goes out to all of you movie fans who saw the original Total Recall with Gov. Arnie and appreciated it for it’s cinematic splendor. You know who you are. Remember...
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Today’s Epiphany
As a result of my self diagnosed case of OCD, I sit here at lunch (chicken sandwich, tater tots, starlight mints) listening to the radio, reading tweets, and checking my blog stats. Typically when...
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That Which Irritates Me
Like it or not ladies and gentlemen, there’s nothing like a groggy Monday morning to inspire cynical blog material. Granted, a Monday morning usually doesn’t inspire a whole lot of any material for...
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The Real Problem With Tuna Salad
From a traditional standpoint, tuna salad is made up of four essential components: Canned tuna Mayonnaise Pickles Hard boiled eggs The number of times that Mom or Dad made tuna salad in...
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Dumb Jokes & Exciting Videos
Well ladies and gentlemen, as promised in yesterday’s blog I spent time in the backyard starter kit this morning reading The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe while dining on dry Corn Chex,...
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Lab Jack Martini
Shaken, not stirred. Faith continues to heal at a rate which just isn’t fast enough for her or those of us who keep getting hit by her neck bound weapon of dermal destruction. Her...
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