…..when I just sat there staring at my laptop expecting the smallest hint of an idea of what to write about. I had the whole day off from Cubeville in order to take...
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Lez Miz
Please pardon me for beating a dead heffalump and it’s dwarf lover, but I just have to come back and address an issue I’ve touched on before. Yesterday I visited the local googooplex with...
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Siamese Elephants
“Are you sure that little asshole is through?” If you’re not in your 40’s yet, the verbal elements of today’s dispatch may be lost on blind eyes since you may not have either a...
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Show Us The Black Stuff
Yesterday I ran across a copy of one of this summers blockbusters out on YouTube. You may or may not be familiar with it. It features the lovely and talented Scarlett Johansson in skin...
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These Ones Go To 11
It’s 9:30 pm on a Friday night in south central (or is it central south) Texas where we hit something like 105 degrees today. We had burgers off of the grill earlier and I’ve...
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I’m Not Alright
Chalk this one up as yet another sign that yours truly will eventually go nuts. Gary Busey and Adam West, if you’re reading this, well…. Yeah, I got nothin’. One of the things that...
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A Watch Under Cloak
These new watches are great. You know the ones. They’re the cool ones which have a stop watch and alarm built into them. Certainly, they’ve been around for awhile and the “new”...
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Mongo’s CandyGram
Today’s blog title comes to you care of a team name I used in a fantasy football league several years ago. For those of you not familiar with the fact that The Godfather II...
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The Faces Of Bane
Well, ladies and gentlemen it had to be done. The movie has been out for a few weeks and a cursory search on my preferred search engine yield no cool pictures created and...
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Hurdles
Okay, it’s a forgone conclusion that a lot of the stuff I write is usually wrapped up in a metaphor which makes a bold and clever, yet poignant statements about a certain issue. ...
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