St. Ives For The Woke

As I was traversing to a locale which once fell victim to a repressive theocracy by being named for one of its saints,

I met a gender neutral individual who was engaged in a polyamorous relationship with seven other people who had rejected the societal construct of binary gender and marital roles. 

Each willing and consenting participant in the relationship had seven reusable, handmade hemp fiber sacks with a smaller carbon footprint than the typical, single use sack mass produced with plastics and fossil fuels.

Each hemp fiber sack housed seven residentially flexible felines.

Every residentially flexible feline had facilitated the spontaneous existence of seven offspring which had chosen to identify as beings other than kits.

Self-identifying beings, residentially flexible felines, hemp fiber sacks, and polyamorous relationship participants,

How many were going to the theocratically named locale?

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