I came to a conclusion over a year ago about people who wear a mask while driving alone in a car.  I made the same conclusion about those who wear a mask when they’re outside where ventilation is abundant.

That conclusion is this.

They’ve surrendered.  I don’t know that I can call them insufferable maskholes, but I can at least use that term to shamelessly link to my opinion about the matter.

Furthermore, it’s probably safe to assume the very mask which covers their timid pie hole was fashioned from their white flag.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, I’m going to take this opportunity to congratulate the management at Academy Sports & Outdoors, Buc-ees, Torchy’s Tacos, and even Planet Fitness for not participating in the insanity.