Posts Tagged ‘White House’
There You Go Again
There comes a point in our lives when those around us completely misuse the very detailed and intricate process of creating a thought, and then subsequently use the proper diaphragmatic control and muscle coordination to translate said thought into words which carelessly [Read More]
Obama To Add A New Item To His Agenda
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – As if he weren’t busy enough in the coming months with issues of universal healthcare, energy policy, the economy, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, President Obama will be looking to focus on another domestic concern when he returns from [Read More]
News Worthy of a Spit Take
You’ll have to excuse me a moment whilst I dig out a tissue to wipe off my monitor. I’m afraid I just ran across an interesting article out on the vast plains of the internet, and encountered a serious accounting of the ongoing debate over the proposed plan for the [Read More]
Borg Plot Uncovered
WASHINGTON, D.C. – According to declassified documents released late Friday afternoon by the Extra Terrestrial Contact Unit (ETCU) of the National Security Agency, humanoid cybernetic beings known as the Borg have been on Earth and even here in America for nearly 50 [Read More]
What the American People Want
The last time this happened was no less than 775 days ago. Do you remember? It was on June 28, 1919 that the Treaty of Versailles was signed in France, effectively ending World War I. June 28, 2000 was the day in which Elian Gonzalez was returned to Cuba after being here in [Read More]
Dear White House….
To: flag@whitehouse.gov From: TharpSter Date: August 4, 2009 RE: Facts Are Stubborn Things I wanted to take this opportunity to respond to your offer regarding the scuttlebutt which is spreading around about the proposed universal healthcare systems in which the President [Read More]
Two Things to Learn From Today's Big Meeting
I believe the meeting is today where the Bamster is inviting his buddy from Harvard and the guy who arrested him to the White House for a Beer. There are two take-aways the American people should learn from the President as a result of this event: 1. Hyped up issues of [Read More]
'Birthers' Gain Ground on Question of Citizenship
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The White House announced late Wednesday that it would make public all available documentary evidence pertaining to the birth place of the President. According to White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, the administration feels it’s necessary to [Read More]
It's All In the Process?
It’s rare that I ever watch Mike Huckabee on Sundays over on the news channel that charter members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy such as yours truly tend to prefer. Yet, there I was last night flipping back and forth between him and the lead-up to the finale of [Read More]
White House to open new investigation
WASHINGTON D.C. – In an ongoing effort to maintain full transparency to the American public, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced late Friday that the White House has ordered an investigation into whether the White House itself has been infiltrated by [Read More]
