Just to be clear….

On the day I believe that a good credit score is anything other than a good relationship with debt…

On the day I believe that mankind’s impact on the climate creates an existential crisis….

On the day I believe that white supremacy is our biggest threat…

On the day I believe that the protests during the summer of 2020 were mostly peaceful….

On the day I believe that wearing a mask outside or alone in the car will keep me safe from the virus…

On the day I believe the media is doing anything other than trying to assign their opinions to me….

On the day I believe the efforts of Big Tech to govern my life is an acceptable practice…

On the day I believe I’m a racist because some race hustler has called me one…

On the day I believe the outcome of the 2020 election was natural and legitimate…

On the day I believe that wearing a belt in a full body scanner is a justifiable reason to get a full body pat down from the TSA….

On the day I believe the 2020 lockdown was for medical purposes…

On the day I believe that stepping on the crack will break my mother’s back….

I will start rooting for the monsters under the bed.