For those of you who may have forgotten, I had run in with the good, unsuspecting people at my local Blockbuster a few years ago. As I recall, all I wanted was to rent...
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Hamburgers & Dirty Words
I'm blaming the Scottish archers for this one....
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Less Than Delicate Attire
One of the life long pet peeves I’ve carried in my scarred psyche right in the back corner next to Napoleon Complex has been the perpetual inability of others to pronounce and or spell...
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Regarding ‘Murcan
With the unfortunate outcome of this year’s Super Bowl and what I can only characterize as a poor excuse to hold my water (urine) in favor of checking out the lackluster roster of commercials,...
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8 Minutes
My Stalker
Two points define a line and three confirm it. I may have stated that piece of mathematical brilliance here before. Even still, after the events of this morning in the lives of your favorite...
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Next Year’s Empty Promises
The TharpSterLution is the moniker I’ve ascribed to an annual process I partake in during this time of year. I’m a little too lazy to go look it up, but I think this is...
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The Present I Really Wanted
“Okay everyone. Hang on and watch Randy open this one. You’ll want to see the look on his face.” I can’t really say I’ve ever heard that particular statement prior to tearing into a...
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The Case Of The Missing Bobby Pin
Stu’s bobby pin was lost. It’s not like he didn’t know where it was. He knew exactly where it was. It was on the ground behind his bedside table. It had fallen back there...
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Yosemite?
Newsroom is a show on HBO which features Jeff Daniels as a news anchor. That’s all I know about it. I don’t watch it and have never seen an episode of it. It helps...
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8 Minutes
The Door to Door Adventures of Twisty: The Malcontented Merchandiser of Unwanted Goods
Tuesday, 6:30 pm in late August hit the suburbs of the city as hot as it ever did. The life of anyone working outdoors during this time of year was resplendent with misery. ...
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