Vacation. ‘Nuff said, right? For as many years as I can remember at my current job, I’ve always tried to take some time off right around my birthday. The benefit here is that my...
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Colluding and Stuff
Ladies and gentlemen, I sit here in my nipple laden corpulence listening to selected offerings from the early 90’s when grunge hit the scene and dispensed with the pop metal which littered the late...
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Go Fly A Kite
Drivers who hit and run need to go fly a kite....
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9 Minutes
The DentalPiphany
Needles in the mouth, right?...
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The 3 Legged Stool
I sit here….. No, that’s not right. I stand here at the kitchen counter consuming an Everything Bagel. A near empty bottle of Palmolive supervises the process in desperate hopes of capturing...
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Finding The Good Things
Well ladies and gentlemen, we’re a matter of hours out from a fundamental change being exacted on this great country of ours, and I feel it’s necessary to write something about it. Let’s...
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2016 Urine Review
Well ladies and gentlemen, the year is almost over. You know what that means don’t you? It’s time to look back and assess what happened over the last 12 months. Gather up all...
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A Holiday Rant
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas y’all. Kinda. Not. Perhaps it’s me in my “advancing maturity” and burgeoning cynicism. I’ve about had it with that time of year which starts around the...
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All Apologies
Yesterday afternoon, after consuming the obligatory Thanksgiving meal, I spent a few hours assembling my latest dispatch of verbal brilliance to the internet. Twelve hours later, while doling out my daily ex gratia...
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My Compromise
Given the state of things, I think I can handle this one....
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