Well ladies and gentlemen, the year is almost over and what do we have to show for it? Okay, to be honest, there’s plenty we have to show for it. I got some...
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The Problems That I Have
…And then there was that time when in early November we returned to our home church after an absence of several years and life subsequently presented us with new and less than wonderful opportunities...
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Standing Up
First you say it. Then you do it. A certain family friendly comedian used to include that statement in a bit he did years ago. I’m pretty sure it was in relation to wearing...
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8 Minutes
Coming Around & Going Around
Ladies and gentlemen, after all of these years of reading the voluminous dispatches of verbal brilliance delivered to you from a self-proclaimed stubby fingered vulgarian via a worldwide network of machinery designed to deliver...
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9 Minutes
The Pot Diaries
As I march forth in my ill-conceived and clumsy endeavor to age gracefully, I find it only necessary to begin taking part in all of the activities which are required for men of my...
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Excellence In Juxtaposition
Ladies and gentlemen, there’s one thing you should probably know about my writing process. When I write, I subject myself to an auditory assault at varying decibels within a narrow genre of music...
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Regarding Winchester
It’s very rare that I come out here to an otherwise dull internet and liven it up a bit with a recounting of various relationships I’ve had over the years. Even still, I would...
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Rigging The Smell Test
Ok people, listen up or you’re going to miss something here. You should be advised right here and now that I’m not here to whine and bitch and moan about my advancing maturity as...
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More Brutality Ahead
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. *squirms* It’s not every day that I sit here at the command center of the most insightful website on the whole worldwide web and fidget looking for...
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OMW 2 Fitty
Ladies and gentlemen, I sit here at the outset of my 49th birthday listening to my favorites on the iHeart Radio app of my AppleTV. For whatever reason, the good people at iHeart...
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