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Common Sense Controls
Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s 7 am on the fourth Friday of November here in the year of 2018 and you generally know what that means. Yesterday was Thanksgiving where friends and family...
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That Shack Outside La Grange
The following thousand words (or so), which will most likely be entered into evidence at my eventual competency hearing where my beneficiaries will diligently fight the good fight against the con artist (most likely...
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Save Your Dimes
Well ladies and gentlemen, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There comes a time in all of our lives when you just gotta get up on a Saturday morning, take...
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The Pride & Joy of Blight, Idaho
I sure do reminisce a lot.......
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Say ‘YEAH’!
Two points define a line, three points confirm it. I’m sure at one point (heh) or another, some highly trained and well intentioned education professional disciplined in the mathematical arts uttered those words in...
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The Allusion of Sleep
Sleep alludes me. Another words, let me put it this way. There comes a time in all of our lives when the malaprops fly. The key is to figure out when they’ve...
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Clean Boxer Shorts & The Sunken Place
Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s not every day that I utter a phrase that kicks off such an epiphonic (that’s a word, I coined it years ago) resonance within the reader that the residual...
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A Year of Adhocracy
It’s amazing what a colonoscopy followed up by cataract surgery can do for Anal Glaucoma....
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A Call for Dominion
Well ladies and gentlemen, in all of my years of offering up prescient yet unsolicited advice on how people should do things so as to avoid lateral scateral (shit going sideways) and to mitigate...
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