Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s not every day that I utter a phrase that kicks off such an epiphonic (that’s a word, I coined it years ago) resonance within the reader that the residual...
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A Year of Adhocracy
It’s amazing what a colonoscopy followed up by cataract surgery can do for Anal Glaucoma....
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7 Minutes
A Call for Dominion
Well ladies and gentlemen, in all of my years of offering up prescient yet unsolicited advice on how people should do things so as to avoid lateral scateral (shit going sideways) and to mitigate...
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7 Minutes
Gigs Between The MileStones
Reflecting back on the last ten years as they apply to my ability to jump into a crowd and join in on the collective receipt of a downright unfettered assault to multiple sensory inputs...
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6 Minutes
Two Months Out
Well ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to my eclectic collection of verbal brilliance, wordsmithery, unmitigated babbling, and what’s considered to be generally unfettered jibber-jabber. At the time of this writing, it’s Good Friday, 2018....
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5 Minutes
¡Queue Lastima!
For those of you keeping track, I’ll be 50 in a little less than 3 months. Scroll all the way to the bottom of this site and you’ll see exactly how far away we...
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4 Minutes
20/25 Minus 1 & Counting
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve gotten to a point where the small collection of thought provoking posts which have served to enhance the intestinal fortitude of some and trouble the delicate constitutions of others is...
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3 Minutes
52 Pickup
Well ladies and gentlemen, here we are. When we last gathered around the proverbial dinner table here on the worldwide web to discuss the ever troubling subject of the NFL and it’s colossal inability...
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4 Minutes
The Dispatch of Left Eye Squinty
I sit here post-epiphany in my blue walled StudyTorium ensconced in the nostalgic flotsam and jetsam of my youth while imbibing a cherry flavored Diet Dr. Pepper. Hang on, I gotta pee. *pause for...
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Dip Construction
Nearly six years ago, my dear friends, I shared a nifty little nugget of creamy, bacon flavored goodness with the world. Since then, the world has changed. You don’t need me to outline all...
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