I don’t really have anything of substantive value hidden in today’s entry. Yeah, yeah. I know. I rarely do. Recently at the auxiliary office, discussions happened within the conspiratorial gaggle in...
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The GOP Rope-A-Dope
Even though this is a four man race, the crop of contenders for the Republican nomination boils down to what I expect will be a bloody brawl between Newton and Mittens. In the past,...
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Cleaning The Iron Lady
Tonight, after dining on a couple of six inch Subways, Wifey and I made our way to one of the swankier of the movie joints this town has to offer, and plopped ourselves down...
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The Bain Of Our Existence
Item #1 – A few weeks ago, I saw a recently released (or leaked, I don’t know) trailer to the new Batman movie which will come out this summer. It’s called Dark Knight Rises,...
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Answer Me This….
First of all, my first question goes out to anyone poised to vote FOR Obama in the 2012 presidential election. Plain, clear and simple. Give me substantive reason(s) as to why the man...
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Requiem For A Piece Of Junk
For what it’s worth, I hated that thing. “Hate” is a strong word, but so is “floccinauccinihilipilification“, which pretty much describes to a “t” (and several other letters), what that thing meant to...
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Tis The Season
*groan* Today, ladies and gentlemen, is the last day of my staycation. On a positive note, the debutantes and crackheads who represent Dallas in the NFL were sent home last night in a loss...
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Aliens Use Nationwide EAS Test To Launch Attack
Washington, D.C. – In a surprise turn of events, aliens from the delta quadrant launched an attack on America today from orbit just over Washington DC. The attack happened at precisely 2pm eastern time....
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Raisin’ Cain
Howdy y’all. I just want to drop a note to a select group of people who see it fit to be critical of Herman Cain. You know who you are. The whole premise...
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The Constitutional Convention
Suffice to say, I read the blogs of others. I know, that’s pretty shocking. As your favorite blogger on the worldwide web, it would only seem fitting that I view the aimless meandering of...
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