I sit here at 5:30 am on Wednesday after a night of tossing and turning. I usually sleep better, but that wasn’t the case last night. The President has been re-elected. The...
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All She Wants To Do Is Dance
Provided that the incumbent went down yesterday in a humiliating defeat, I offer the following. I don’t dance. It’s not that I don’t dance that much. I don’t dance. Whenever I do, the pit...
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Another Day Another Destiny
In preparation for tomorrow’s election, I’ve written a piece which specifically lays out the reasons for not returning the incumbent to office for a second term. Put in very succinct terms, there are two...
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You Build Up Hope, But Failure’s All You Known
Ladies and gentlemen as I publish this post, Barack Obama has just been projected as the winner of the 2012 campaign for the Presidency. I can’t believe this man has been re-elected....
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We’re Not Gonna Take It
Today, ladies and gentlemen, was fraught with suffrage. The worst thing about it is that I’m sitting here in a Chili’s getting really bad customer service from a flamboyant individual sporting a goofy ass...
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Watching The Tide Roll Away
A man sits in a chair with a smart phone in hand, fat thumbing out a blog for the day. That episode of M*A*S*H where Hot Lips got laryngitis from giving herself a...
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Don’t Take A Slice Of My Pie
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s been awhile since I’ve done this. Tonight’s production of tomorrow’s installment of Letters From The Past is being pre-empted. I know you’re heart broken. For what it’s...
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It Just Might Spoil Your Victory
Good Lord in butter, people! Who in their right mind schedules game 7 of the NLCS, Monday Night Football, and a Presidential debate all on the same night? How is a political...
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And The Slogans Are Replaced
And one more thing. Two actually, but only one of them is about the debate. “Please proceed, Governor”. I love that statement. It was the only memorable statement uttered by the President the other...
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