Here's a surefire method for dispensing with unwanted meetings and callers....
Read More
8 Minutes
14 Minutes
A Year of Adhocracy
It’s amazing what a colonoscopy followed up by cataract surgery can do for Anal Glaucoma....
Read More
4 Minutes
The Dispatch of Left Eye Squinty
I sit here post-epiphany in my blue walled StudyTorium ensconced in the nostalgic flotsam and jetsam of my youth while imbibing a cherry flavored Diet Dr. Pepper. Hang on, I gotta pee. *pause for...
Read More
6 Minutes
God’s Little Fidget Spinner
Well ladies and gentlemen, the year is almost over and what do we have to show for it? Okay, to be honest, there’s plenty we have to show for it. I got some...
Read More
6 Minutes
Call Me A Relic Call Me What You Will
Well ladies and gentlemen, I’ll say this. There comes a point in all of our lives in which prevailing external forces are pretty belligerent about sharing unwanted news with you. That’s regardless...
Read More
As Dictated To Siri
Last year while I was battling the less than palatable presence of Left Eye Squinty as presented by a corneal edema, the doctor who treated me was firmly ensconced in the 21st century and...
Read More
3 Minutes
Books ‘N Stuff
Suffice to say, Left Eye Squinty appears to have exited stage…. Well. Left. Not a moment too soon if you ask me. Last year’s bout with a corneal edema threw my world into a...
Read More
3 Minutes
Reluctantly Bi
Focal, that is. Suffice to say, you’re favorite blogger on the whole worldwide web has pretty bad vision. It all started in 1978 (when I’m sure a lot of problems started) when...
Read More
7 Minutes
10 LBS. of Crap in a 5 LB. Bag
For whatever reason there is, ladies and gentlemen, I don’t really pay attention to the news and current events on the weekends. Sure, I have apps on my phone which pop up headlines...
Read More
