This morning at the inhospitable hour of 6:30 am, I delivered a cake. It was half vanilla, half chocolate and had strawberry filling. The icing was green and pink. Don’t believe me? That’s alright....
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Prophetic Postage
About 15 years ago when the Microsoft goal of putting a computer on every desktop was just starting to kick it into high gear, there was an email circulating around the internet by way...
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Predatory Orders
Ah for Pete’s sake! Does this guy not give up? I am sick and tired of hearing Barack Obama pine on with his righteous indignation that the rich aren’t paying their fair share. I...
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Brokering A Convention
Here I sit all broken hearted, Tried to poop but only farted So today I took a chance Saved a dime and pooped my pants — Unknown Somebody’s gotta go back and get a...
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The Next Super Hero Flick
As I understand it, the movie going public is slated to take in movies about Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and one featuring the Avengers in the near future. I would suspect the studios have slated...
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Episode I In 3D
I probably won’t go see it. Obviously you know I’m going to tell you why. Otherwise, the point of me even posting anything about it would be rather moot. Don’t you think? ...
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Trampling Number One
A few years ago when this site was but a collection of five or six articles, I wrote about universal healthcare and its potential assault on the 1st Amendment. You remember that one don’t...
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Obviously A Lack Of Subject Matter
For whatever reason I just can’t fathom, the wellspring of ideas which normally rifles through my noggin minute by minute has slowed to a snails pace. It’s like it just drove by a...
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Cancel Your Next Super Bowl Party
Alright people. Cancel next year’s Super Bowl party and I’ll give you exactly two reasons why. The second reason should come as pretty darn obvious, however I’m going to subject you to a TharpSter...
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…And Don’t Call Me Shirley
Note to the blog spammers. My name is not Sherryl and the positive feedback you littered onto my site has nothing to do with the story at hand....
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