It’s September 1st and the pumpkin spice trees will be blooming in a matter of minutes at every coffee house, bagel bistro, and seasonal cookie aisle across the fruited plain....
Now, as we bear witness to the wretched fruits of our labor, we've become painfully aware that our ill-conceived efforts to put humanity on the correct path have gone horribly awry. ...
This morning at 6:50 am, I placed a call to a random number in West Virginia. Victim: “Hello?” Me: “Howdy.” Victim: “What time is it?” Me: “Almost 7, West Virginia.”...