Alright ladies and gentlemen. As a pure exercise of letters from the past, let me tell you about something that I encountered yesterday. One was a first, the other one was an ongoing...
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Messing With The CoWorkers
One of the reasons I maintain gainful employment outside of the organization has to do with the fact that I can only mess with the wife and kids so much before I finalize the...
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Bagging It
Today, the city of Austin, Texas passed a ban on paper and plastic bags. It should come as no surprise that Austin (a paradigm for goofy ass progressive cities with way too much...
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Open Doors
By my count, my driver’s license (Texas) expires in less than three months. For the last ten years, I’ve gotten away with just renewing it on line. It would seem that the state...
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A Blogging Poem
Here I sit all broken hearted Tried to blog and only sharted. So today I took a chance Hijacked a classic And published the worstest, non-rhyming haiku ever. There’s a pretty good reason I...
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Dear DFW, What Gives?
Seriously? During my trip to the northern branch of the organization this weekend, I’ve had the unfortunate misfortune to deal with the Dallas – Fort Worth area. It should be said right...
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Bird Poop
Birds don't poop in small font....
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Speed Blogging Part Deux
I sit here on the morning of day 1 of my weekend event at the auxiliary office. I’m showered and almost dressed for what promises to be a long day in cubeville (Auto correct...
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Puttin’ Up Ugly
This morning at the inhospitable hour of 6:30 am, I delivered a cake. It was half vanilla, half chocolate and had strawberry filling. The icing was green and pink. Don’t believe me? That’s alright....
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The Next Super Hero Flick
As I understand it, the movie going public is slated to take in movies about Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and one featuring the Avengers in the near future. I would suspect the studios have slated...
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