Suffice to say, I’ve been participating in a Yuletide prank on anywhere from two to six people since 1998. Good Lord in butter, why did I use a pagan term to discuss Christmas?...
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My Precious!
The Pentel RSVP pen which feeds black ink through its medium point represents the absolute finest in writing utensils which are made available through office supply stores and mass merchandisers courtesy of shrink wrap...
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SW: Return Of The Continuity Era
Ya know, there comes a time in every man’s life where he just has to sit down and watch Star Wars. Geez oh Petes. How many more of these things do I have...
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To Be Continued, The Conclusion
As I write today’s dispatch to the web a few things occur to me. As of this writing, today is December 8th. It’s the 343rd day of the year, which means I’m composing blog...
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To Be Continued, Part Deux
“Hey Snowman! Where’s Fred?” Generally speaking, I would expect that celebrities don’t like to be relentlessly identified with the roles they’ve played before. At least Jerry Reed didn’t. As you may recall...
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To Be Continued, Part 1
Of all of the blogs I’ve posted this year, I don’t think I’ve really even touched on my encounters with *ahem* fame as it applies to rock ‘n’ roll. It’s sad, really. ...
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There And Back Again
I'd rather go to Mordor than Denny's....
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Drawing Hope
Have I ever mentioned that my pit bull Hope is an attention whore? Of course I have. For those of you who don’t know this little tidbit, allow me to provide some background. For...
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Green Tile & Tea Stained Floors
I’d like to blame the good people at Lipton for how crappy I feel right now. There, I said it. There was a time in my recent past when I was perpetually...
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Free *Ahem* Cable
Well the holiday weekend is just about over and that means that the Christmas season is upon us....
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