As the happiest time of the year quickly approaches with the arrival of Memorial Day in a few weeks, I think it’s only fitting that we should offer up a prayer to the Almighty...
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Flash & Crack
Ladies and gentlemen, as I sit here writing my latest dispatch to the internet in all hope and expectation that it will serve as yet another exercise in verbal brilliance performed and committed by...
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Humpin’ It Like A Gazelle
One of the perils / benefits of being associated with anyone who finds themselves in the midst of a breakup or divorce is that you find where you’ve acquired some of their stuff. Be...
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Looking Back, Looking Forward
Alas, ladies and gentlemen. It’s Sunday, December 28, 2014 and I’ve plopped my poorly proportioned plumber’s butt in the recliner with the TharpSter Laptop planted firmly in/on my…… Wait for it. ...
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Refuse & Block
Facebook Friend #38 has invited you to play Candy Crush Saga. You knew this person back when you were a teenager. You haven’t seen him since then, however you’ve had regular, cordial contact with...
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A Christmas Note
Well there you go ladies and gentlemen. The world is well on it’s way to hell in a hand basket. Sony has stood up to the North Korean hackers in what can...
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Blame It On The Video
With the recent decision by Sony to cancel the release of The Interview, the next step which needs to be taken is clear. For those of you not in the know, The Interview...
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Bacon Bowls & White Elephants
Ladies and gentlemen, I sit here passing some great gas as I try to write a fictional line of pure bull about a massive diamond named after a Hollywood legend. Take a moment to...
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Why Don’t You Tell Me What’s Going On?
It’s just after 2pm on a September Saturday afternoon. If it were five years ago, I would be on a baseball field right now, coaching Junior and his fall ball team. I would...
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Thump
Dear Neighbor, I’d like to thank you for hosting last night’s party. I’ve got to think you were celebrating something big. Perhaps you got a raise. Maybe you avoided the ebola scare or...
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