Given the state of things, I think I can handle this one....
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Quittin’
Thursday, 11/03 and Wednesday, 11/09 will most likely go down in history as some of the most unproductive dates produced by the year 2016. Reason being is that the previous evening for both...
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1 Minute
The Morning After
The election of 2016 will go down in history as……. Well…… The election of 2016. It’s currently 5:43 am central time on the morning after here at the TharpSter compound in Texas. ...
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Freak Searches
Mornin’ y’all. The occasion that I wake up on any given morning, fire up the ole laptop and log into the control center that manages what should be the most widely visited and...
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8 Minutes
Orchestrating 2016
Ya know, ladies and gentlemen….. There was a time on this very website where I would wax poetically about the political happenings of the day on what practically seems like a daily basis in...
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2 Minutes
The Can, The Tip, & The Pin
It’s 3 am. You’ve been asleep for hours. Your perpetual somber is slated to end in 3, 2, 1….. Boom. Your bladder has woken you up with a specific demand....
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2 Minutes
Marital Bliss In Aisle 3
Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our normally scheduled programming in order to bring you an act of marital bliss currently underway at the A&P. Never mind the young gentlemen bagging groceries up front...
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6 Minutes
Spoilers, Predictions, and Other Hijinks
Ladies and gentlemen, as of this writing the date is January 16, 2016. The latest Star Wars offering has been out nearly a month, and has taken in what I’m guessing to be in...
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1 Minute
A Word About Nirvana
So there’s a point when you’re scratching the back of a big ole dog and you hit that magic spot. The dogs skin shifts back and forth in order to stay in the perfect...
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9 Minutes
The Dictates of Polite Society
Get outta my way!...
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