Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. *squirms* It’s not every day that I sit here at the command center of the most insightful website on the whole worldwide web and fidget looking for...
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OMW 2 Fitty
Ladies and gentlemen, I sit here at the outset of my 49th birthday listening to my favorites on the iHeart Radio app of my AppleTV. For whatever reason, the good people at iHeart...
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The Great Antenna Topper Heist Of Y2K
Vacation. ‘Nuff said, right? For as many years as I can remember at my current job, I’ve always tried to take some time off right around my birthday. The benefit here is that my...
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Go Fly A Kite
Drivers who hit and run need to go fly a kite....
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The DentalPiphany
Needles in the mouth, right?...
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The 3 Legged Stool
I sit here….. No, that’s not right. I stand here at the kitchen counter consuming an Everything Bagel. A near empty bottle of Palmolive supervises the process in desperate hopes of capturing...
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Finding The Good Things
Well ladies and gentlemen, we’re a matter of hours out from a fundamental change being exacted on this great country of ours, and I feel it’s necessary to write something about it. Let’s...
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2016 Urine Review
Well ladies and gentlemen, the year is almost over. You know what that means don’t you? It’s time to look back and assess what happened over the last 12 months. Gather up all...
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Icon To Return To Weekly TV
Tim Conway is returning to television. Viewers among Generation X and the Baby Boomers will find the return of Conway to weekly television to be a welcome homecoming. Conway is best known...
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All Apologies
Yesterday afternoon, after consuming the obligatory Thanksgiving meal, I spent a few hours assembling my latest dispatch of verbal brilliance to the internet. Twelve hours later, while doling out my daily ex gratia...
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