Ostensibly speaking, one of the first signs of a bad day is when you open your oven and your rump roast farts in your face. I’m pretty sure I’ve published that little nugget...
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Taylor The Latte Boy
October 2nd, 2012 came upon us in a blink of an eye. At least, that is, where the perspective of 11:59:59 on October 1st is concerned. With the arrival of this day,...
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I Play Great Keyboards Of Horses’ Teeth
There is a moment in every dawn when light floats, there is the possibility of magic. –Douglas Adams If you are camped near water, you may be awakened very early in the morning...
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Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM
It was a dark and stormy night. That’s right people, I just started a blog with the oldest literary cliché in the book. Many years ago, a group of writers got together...
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A Little More Bite And A Little Less Bark
Last night, Wifey and I ventured out from the domain from spending the day celebrating Juniorette’s birthday to partake in a date night. We went to a movie. The movie we saw...
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Hot Tub BB Gun
I once shot a man, just to watch him hop....
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The R..r..return Of The J..j..jeep
The r..r..return of the j..j..jeep has been a measured success at b..b..best. Isn’t that w..w..wonderful? We’ve had it back about a w..w..week now after fighting the insurance company sanctioned mechanic for all of our...
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Lez Miz
Please pardon me for beating a dead heffalump and it’s dwarf lover, but I just have to come back and address an issue I’ve touched on before. Yesterday I visited the local googooplex with...
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Show Us The Black Stuff
Yesterday I ran across a copy of one of this summers blockbusters out on YouTube. You may or may not be familiar with it. It features the lovely and talented Scarlett Johansson in skin...
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I’m Not Alright
Chalk this one up as yet another sign that yours truly will eventually go nuts. Gary Busey and Adam West, if you’re reading this, well…. Yeah, I got nothin’. One of the things that...
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