Will America's new beloved Grandma be beloved?...
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White House Blames Aliens, Climate Change, & Racism For Success Of Website
The blame assessment continues......
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ACB Reveals Talent On Notepad
We didn't know that ACB could draw....
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English Scientists Identify The Perfect Temperature For Waste Evacuation
Four degrees below zero is the best way to go....
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Uncle Sam To Help NFL Rebuild Fan Base
The NFL is going to use your money to get fans back....
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Icon To Return To Weekly TV
Tim Conway is returning to television. Viewers among Generation X and the Baby Boomers will find the return of Conway to weekly television to be a welcome homecoming. Conway is best known...
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American Idol Lip Syncing Allegations Rock Music Industry
The music industry was rocked last Thursday when news broke that an artist made famous by American Idol was involved in a major lip syncing scandal. For the time the show has been on...
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DOL Investigation To Review Rules On Denim
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Department of Labor announced today that it’s opened an investigation into workplace irregularities which could cause some major changes in corporate America. At the center of the investigation is the...
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Aliens Use Nationwide EAS Test To Launch Attack
Washington, D.C. – In a surprise turn of events, aliens from the delta quadrant launched an attack on America today from orbit just over Washington DC. The attack happened at precisely 2pm eastern time....
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Wyoming Heritage In Jeopardy Over Interstate Rest Stop Incident
Glenrock, Wy – An incident which can only be characterized as unusual took place last month at the Edgar J. Herschler Memorial Rest Stop just outside of Glenrock on the northbound side of Interstate 25. According...
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