On a Thursday morning a few weeks ago, 5 men ranging in age from 35 to 50 met on a conference call from their cubicles located in California and Texas. One of them called...
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Shakeys
In Heaven there ain’t no beer That’s why we drink it here And when we’re gone from here All our friends will be drinking all the beer In their formative years, children...
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The StayCation Diaries: Day 1
Editor’s note – So I had this bright, yet less than creative (or even original) idea to log the happenings of my vacation over the last week. It never really materialized beyond day one. ...
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Cream Cheese: A Paradigm Shift
Editors note: Today’s blob has been composed on my iPhone using the growing thorn in my side which presents itself in the form of a virtual keyboard and an auto correct feature. Whereas I...
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Looking Back On Sunshine
I don’t remember what the exact date was. What I do remember was that it was either at the very end of 1997 or the very beginning of 1998. Fourteen years. It’s probably all...
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Exploiting The Joo Joo Jam Boy
Ladies and gentlemen, a troubling issue has reared it’s ugly head. I feel it’s only necessary to call attention to such a poignant matter before things get out of hand. Before doing so,...
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Requiem For A Piece Of Junk
For what it’s worth, I hated that thing. “Hate” is a strong word, but so is “floccinauccinihilipilification“, which pretty much describes to a “t” (and several other letters), what that thing meant to...
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Burnt Bridges
Ladies and gentlemen, in the last two days I have found myself in the restrooms of two different Exxon Tiger Marts. The first one is close to the orthodontist who uses all of...
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Tis The Season
*groan* Today, ladies and gentlemen, is the last day of my staycation. On a positive note, the debutantes and crackheads who represent Dallas in the NFL were sent home last night in a loss...
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The Great Bodywash Shortage of 2012
Right around 2005 or 2006, I remember hearing someone talking at work about the impending housing bubble which could potentially serve to cripple the U.S. economy. If he only had the foresight and clairvoyance...
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