Pick a restaurant , any restaurant. Be it Chilis, Bennigans, TGI Fridays, BJ’s Brewhouse, 54th Street Grill, Longhorn Steakhouse, Logan’s Roadhouse, Saltgrass Steakhouse, Applebees, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Crabby Joes, Cracker Barrel, Dave...
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Getting Allayed
Well it’s not the first time I’ve sat here wondering what the hell I was going to write about. It probably won’t be the last. I remember one of the reasons I originally...
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90 Degrees Of Corn
Once upon a time on this very blog, I made reference to a parallel Earth which orbits the sun on the exact opposite side of where we’re at. The bit was a throwback...
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Ninety Four
Editors note: For reasons unknown, the desktop is not opening documents in the Microsoft suite of office products. TharpsSter, in his infinite lamentations of returning to life in cubeville this week, is just too...
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Just Sitting Around
“Hey Randy, how was your vacation? What did you do?” “Just sat around.” “Sat around? Why did you take two weeks then?” “I had a lot of sitting around to do.”...
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Blog 92
Do you like the title? That’s just a goof on yesterday’s blog. Today is April 2nd, ladies and gentlemen. That means I need to drag my lethargic rump out of bed this...
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Blog 91
Get your abacus. We’re doin’ some math. Consider 31 days in January. Add 29 days of February, and another 30 days of March. That gives us 90 days down so far for the...
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The Tragedy Of Orthodonture
Murphy’s Law has dictated the most recent set of circumstances happening here in the compound. Of that, I have no doubt. It all started several years ago when one of my beloved...
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Guacamole
gua·ca·mo·le n. A thick paste of mashed avocado, often combined with citrus juice, onion, and seasonings and usually served as a dip or in salads. [American Spanish, from Nahuatl ahuacamolli : ahuacatl, avocado + molli, sauce, paste.] Pasted from <http://www.thefreedictionary.com/guacamole> Put very...
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Nail It Down
Here are the facts that we know so far. About a month ago, two individuals each made a bad decision when they encountered each other one night. One of the individuals was...
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