Well ladies and gentlemen, humankind has been on this rock for a pretty long time. As a result of our continued presence here, regardless of what impact we’ve had or haven’t had on the...
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Sadly Awake
I’d like to thank the encephalitic savants in the programming department at NBC for wasting my time this spring with the show “Awake”. Sadly I was. Awake that is. The premise...
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DOL Investigation To Review Rules On Denim
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Department of Labor announced today that it’s opened an investigation into workplace irregularities which could cause some major changes in corporate America. At the center of the investigation is the...
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Sandwich Art & $4 Of Mixed Fruit
Editors note – In yesterday’s tweet / Facebook post, this site’s author specifically admonished our widespread audience not to read the accompanying blog because it sucked. To the three people who read it anyway...
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Books ‘N Stuff
Suffice to say, Left Eye Squinty appears to have exited stage…. Well. Left. Not a moment too soon if you ask me. Last year’s bout with a corneal edema threw my world into a...
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May Twenty Something
I am tired. It’s a good kind of tired though. It would seem in my continued time in the middle of Cubeville where my nameplate has taken to ritualistically jumping to it’s demise...
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Initial Contact
Speed things up. Make them quicker. That’s right people. In today’s microwave society where we get our news instantly by means other than an evening newscast or a morning paper, we’ve become one which...
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Questionable Parenting
Remember Parenthood? As much as you’d like to think that I’m talking about the Ron Howard movie that came out over twenty years ago, I’m not. But maybe I am. Ladies and gentlemen, what in...
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Your Friday….
….my Thursday. That’s right people. By the time you read this dispatch, I will be firmly ensconced in the middle of Cubeville doing unspeakable things which I normally don’t perform on a Saturday....
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Not Quite The Horse Head
How do you know when you’re going to have a bad day? When you open your oven to check dinner, the rump roast farts in your face. For those of you younger...
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