There comes a point in every man’s life where he has to break out his Cap’n Crunch decoder ring and run the freaky-deeky techno jargon on his Blue Screen Of Death against the correct...
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Perhaps He’s Dead, I’ll Just Make Sure
Yesterday there was……well…. Actually it was a few days ago. I’m writing this one a day or two ahead of schedule for the sole reason that I managed to jump ahead in the...
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Erase Myself And Let Go Of What I’ve Done
Deep in the heart of south central Texas where we live just on the cusp of magnificent Texas hill country, one of our primary grocers in this neck of the woods prides itself on...
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Let Freedom Ring
As I sit here writing today’s post, I’m reminded of the events on that awful Tuesday morning which took place 11 years ago. In memory of all of the souls we lost that day,...
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A Flea Could Bite The Bottom Of The Pope In Rome
Well ladies and gentlemen, how about that? I’ve been watching football all day and am no worse for the wear at this point. Strange enough, I actually got some housework done too. Yeah,...
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She Did A Mean Macarena To The Funky Cold Medina
I sit here at Mr. Laptop (not to be confused with Mr. Coffee or Mr. Radar) at 4pm central on Saturday afternoon. It’s hot. The heat comes in some way by means of...
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Put Your Hands In The Air
There comes a point in every man’s life when…… [insert thoughtfully inspired challenge right *here*]. Yeah, I don’t know. I’ve already fired off a couple of dispatches that start like that during the...
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Pack Up The Babies And Grab The Old Ladies
It was just a matter of time before the menace-festation returned. Now atop the frame which steadies the decoupage loaded sneeze guard which presumably separates me from the rest of the world in...
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Racism & Pizza
It probably goes without saying that my kids have put on displays of racism in the past. Granted, that’s not what they had in mind at the time of their inadvertent indiscretion, but...
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A Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy
I stand here in the hot Texas sun so characteristic of this this time of year, and I’m waiting to be let into one of the auxiliary offices of the organization. It seems...
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