For those of you keeping track, I’ll be 50 in a little less than 3 months. Scroll all the way to the bottom of this site and you’ll see exactly how far away we...
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20/25 Minus 1 & Counting
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve gotten to a point where the small collection of thought provoking posts which have served to enhance the intestinal fortitude of some and trouble the delicate constitutions of others is...
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52 Pickup
Well ladies and gentlemen, here we are. When we last gathered around the proverbial dinner table here on the worldwide web to discuss the ever troubling subject of the NFL and it’s colossal inability...
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The Dispatch of Left Eye Squinty
I sit here post-epiphany in my blue walled StudyTorium ensconced in the nostalgic flotsam and jetsam of my youth while imbibing a cherry flavored Diet Dr. Pepper. Hang on, I gotta pee. *pause for...
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Dip Construction
Nearly six years ago, my dear friends, I shared a nifty little nugget of creamy, bacon flavored goodness with the world. Since then, the world has changed. You don’t need me to outline all...
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God’s Little Fidget Spinner
Well ladies and gentlemen, the year is almost over and what do we have to show for it? Okay, to be honest, there’s plenty we have to show for it. I got some...
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The Problems That I Have
…And then there was that time when in early November we returned to our home church after an absence of several years and life subsequently presented us with new and less than wonderful opportunities...
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Standing Up
First you say it. Then you do it. A certain family friendly comedian used to include that statement in a bit he did years ago. I’m pretty sure it was in relation to wearing...
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Coming Around & Going Around
Ladies and gentlemen, after all of these years of reading the voluminous dispatches of verbal brilliance delivered to you from a self-proclaimed stubby fingered vulgarian via a worldwide network of machinery designed to deliver...
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The Pot Diaries
As I march forth in my ill-conceived and clumsy endeavor to age gracefully, I find it only necessary to begin taking part in all of the activities which are required for men of my...
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