This morning at 6:50 am, I placed a call to a random number in West Virginia. Victim: “Hello?” Me: “Howdy.” Victim: “What time is it?” Me: “Almost 7, West Virginia.”...
Wifey: “It seems like YouTube has everything.” Me: “My problem is that I tell myself I’m going to watch one music video on there and then move on to other things. Two hours later,...
I’ve come to the conclusion that sometimes my adoring audience will tolerate the occasional assault on quality writing in return for a few hundred words loaded with smart ass remarks, a picture, and a...