This morning at 6:50 am, I placed a call to a random number in West Virginia. Victim: “Hello?” Me: “Howdy.” Victim: “What time is it?” Me: “Almost 7, West Virginia.”...
Wifey: “It seems like YouTube has everything.” Me: “My problem is that I tell myself I’m going to watch one music video on there and then move on to other things. Two hours later,...