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Well ladies and gentlemen, humankind has been on this rock for a pretty long time. As a result of our continued presence here, regardless of what impact we’ve had or haven’t had on the planet, I think it’s a pretty fair assumption that we’ve pretty much got things figured out.
We’ve seen the sun come in the east so many times in a row that we just learn to expect it to be there every morning.
We’ve come to understand that the stars in the sky move because the Earth spins on an axis and revolves around a star on the edge of a galaxy positioned just so in a vast universe.
We understand how the behavior of various organs, circulatory systems, and nerve networks within our bodies signal that things are either right, wrong, or just in need of some tweakage.
Although we haven’t completely nailed down the appeal of Canadian vocalists who’s insist on singing middle of the road contemporary music or teen friendly pop, we do accept the fact that there’s a market for it and foster the cogs of capitalism with it.
Speaking of crap, we’ve got that figured out too. I don’t think I need to go Into a great deal of detail, as you know that hundreds of thousands of years in which we’ve walked this planet have given us plenty of time to have an epiphany or two on how to evacuate the waste in our bowels. We’ve figured out how to do it, when to do it, where to do it, and plenty of rules on what you shouldn’t do with it.
Even still, new ideas are presented which help to give an understanding of the process. Set aside the methods and traditions handed down from our forefathers on how to educate our young to cop a squat. Put away that copy of “Everybody Poops”, and bust out your iPhone ladies and gentlemen. Housebreaking has gone high tech and stands before us today in the 21st century.
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