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I stand here in the hot Texas sun so characteristic of this this time of year, and I’m waiting to be let into one of the auxiliary offices of the organization.
It seems the branch manager has changed the locks in the last few years and I don’t have an updated key.
That, and of course, I have to pee.
*taps foot with great anticipation*
Anyway, the DNC starts this week. Prepare for a gaggle of bent truths, smears, lies, and hateful rhetoric, ladies and gentlemen.
All of the key indicators point to the fact that the truth can’t be told with a straight face.
Get ready for attacks on Eastwooding. Prepared to be associated with a pretense of legitimate rape. Ready yourself for the continued barrage of slow witted celebrities who dare to take to the Twitter waves with their attempts to be politically astute.
It’s gonna be ugly, folks. Strap yourself in.
*continues to tap foot in great anticipation*
