Well ladies and gentlemen, we’re at the end of September and primed for an October surprise that is slated to red line things on the Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy meter.

That’s right gang.  I’m talking about politics.

As of this writing, the country continues its ongoing divide between two different political ideologies by continuing the discussion about confirming the President’s latest nominee to sit on the Supreme Court.

It would seem that at the eleventh hour and fifty-ninth minute, opponents of the President who sit on the Senate Judicial committee made public some allegations of sexual misconduct on the part of the nominee.  Set aside that the opponent sat on those allegations for several weeks before making them public.

If credible allegations are made, the matter should be investigated accordingly so that matter can be resolved.

I’m not going to spend my time donating precious webspace or verbal brilliance to who was right, or who was wrong around this whole event in our lives at this particular moment.  I’ve got too many pounds to lose, dollars to pay, and words to write than to expel more energy than I will in this quick little post about what I think should be done to resolve this matter.

Yes.

I have a solution.

Tomorrow is October 1st, and ideally a short term, week long investigation into the Brett Kavanaugh matter will begin.

Here are my predictions.

If the week long investigation turns up nothing, opponents to his nomination and appointment will scream foul.  The investigation was not long enough and more time is needed for the opposition party to find a clairvoyant medium to swear under of penalty of perjury that Kavanaugh has been known to have more than a handful of impure thoughts about being bare nekid with a girl.

Do I have to mention that Kavanaugh has been investigated ad nauseam by the FBI before throughout his career, and nothing like this has come up before?

Probably not.

If the investigation does turn up something credible and substantial, obviously a course correction will be needed. Perhaps the judge should step aside or the President should pull his nomination.

In that event, TharpSter has a suggested nominee.

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve jumped the shark and screwed the pooch in recent years.

There is no way on God’s Green Earth that any nominee advanced by the current President is ever going to make it through the confirmation process without having his/her good name dragged through the mud by the opposition.

You just can’t go to the dog park and not expect to step in poop or get your leg humped.

With that, I would suggest that the President offer up a candidate for the Supreme Court who the other guys have gotten behind before, and will get behind again.

Let’s bring good old number 42 out of retirement and get him back to work for the people again.

I’m talking about the 42nd President of the United States.

Let’s get William Jefferson Clinton on that court y’all.