Washington, D.C. – Supporters and detractors alike were surprised this last week to learn of a previously undisclosed talent possessed by Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett.
The talent was revealed when during the judge’s Senate Judicial Committee confirmation hearings, Senator John Cornyn (R-Tx) requested that the nominee reveal what she had written on a notepad in front of her.
With a self-assured look on her face and a twinkle in her eye, the nominee held up the pad to reveal a penciled drawing. No additional notes were present.
The drawing is of a blogger named ‘TharpSter’, who supports the inclusion of guacamole as a side dish for all Mexican cuisine, a national mandate for all miniature peanut butter cups to be consumed frozen, a Congressional resolution confirming that Han shot first, and strong restrictions on Daylight Savings Time.
TharpSter was unavailable for comment, as he was out walking his dog.