First of all, why are you even looking for crazy things to do with an avocado?

What makes you think you’ll find the answer here?

Put very bluntly, the only thing anyone should do with an avocado is make guacamole with it.

I’m not talking about the blue cheese mixture that the interloper Nigella Lawson touts on her TV show either. I’m talking about the green stuff for which Mexican food was created in order to reflect it’s greater glory.

By God, it’s been declared a super food! That was a trade off for Pluto losing its status as a planet. Don’t be looking for crazy things to do with it, you heathen.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get back to fixing my actual domain and wondering why my brother referred to my verbal brilliance as “spew”.

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