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Three Stove Top Incidents That Changed My Life
Recently when the TharpSter Mom was summoned from the mountain range office she manages in order to visit the Editor, Publisher, and Chief Muckity-muck here at corporate earlier this month, a stove top incident...
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My Stalker
Two points define a line and three confirm it. I may have stated that piece of mathematical brilliance here before. Even still, after the events of this morning in the lives of your favorite...
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The Case Of The Missing Bobby Pin
Stu’s bobby pin was lost. It’s not like he didn’t know where it was. He knew exactly where it was. It was on the ground behind his bedside table. It had fallen back there...
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Regarding The Ducks
M R DUCKS M R NOT M R 2 Generally speaking, I try to avoid writing about that which has already been written. That being said, I offer up the following statements for two...
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Catching Up
Over 30 years ago when I was but a young teenager, my good friend Steve imparted a poignant nugget of science upon me that to this day, I continue to believe to be pretty...
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Stereotypical Orange
Sadly enough, I haven’t been very productive in my time away from the colossal display of verbal brilliance which emanates from this site which you’ve so wisely visited. I’ve had a couple of stories...
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Spittin’
There’s something inherently wrong with spitting out of a moving vehicle in which those unfamiliar with the basic laws of physics here on Earth are doomed to suffer the rebuke of the works...
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Saturdays With Superman
Fair warning gang. For me to post a blog about Superman on the weekend that Man Of Steel opens, it’s a safe assumption that TharpSter’s latest foray into verbal brilliance will be resplendent with...
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My New Career Path
In recent weeks, I’ve learned that I’ll be eligible to retire with full benefits from the constrictive world of the cubicle upon turning 55. That statement should now be cleaned up a little. That...
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