If you’re reading this on the day it was published, I only have one thing to say. In essence, you’ve taken the necessary steps to step away from the turkey roasting in the...
Deep in the heart of south central Texas where we live just on the cusp of magnificent Texas hill country, one of our primary grocers in this neck of the woods prides itself on...
There comes a point in every man’s life when…… [insert thoughtfully inspired challenge right *here*]. Yeah, I don’t know. I’ve already fired off a couple of dispatches that start like that during the...
Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s Saturday morning. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the TharpSter Pit Bull is doing her part in the circle of life by leaving a little something...
First of all, why are you even looking for crazy things to do with an avocado? What makes you think you’ll find the answer here? Put very bluntly, the only thing anyone should do...
I just wanted to pass on a few tidbits in order to tweek your idiosyncrasies and to irritate any delicate sensibilities you may possess. I’m fine. By that, I mean that I...
*Buuuuuurrrrrpp* Please pardon me while I partake in the digestive process of what can be described as a purely hedonistic intake of what was a delicious lunch. If there is a man, woman, or...
Whenever one of my young nephews act out in an impulsive manner, his parents always ask him the all important question: “What the €£#%@ did you do that for?” Actually that’s not right. That’s...
Once upon a time on this very blog, I made reference to a parallel Earth which orbits the sun on the exact opposite side of where we’re at. The bit was a throwback...
gua·ca·mo·le n. A thick paste of mashed avocado, often combined with citrus juice, onion, and seasonings and usually served as a dip or in salads. [American Spanish, from Nahuatl ahuacamolli : ahuacatl, avocado + molli, sauce, paste.] Pasted from <http://www.thefreedictionary.com/guacamole> Put very...