Well ladies and gentlemen, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There comes a time in all of our lives where we just have to stop wondering Who’s Crying Now and just...
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10 Minutes
6 Minutes
Say ‘YEAH’!
Two points define a line, three points confirm it. I’m sure at one point (heh) or another, some highly trained and well intentioned education professional disciplined in the mathematical arts uttered those words in...
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7 Minutes
Gigs Between The MileStones
Reflecting back on the last ten years as they apply to my ability to jump into a crowd and join in on the collective receipt of a downright unfettered assault to multiple sensory inputs...
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8 Minutes
Coming Around & Going Around
Ladies and gentlemen, after all of these years of reading the voluminous dispatches of verbal brilliance delivered to you from a self-proclaimed stubby fingered vulgarian via a worldwide network of machinery designed to deliver...
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7 Minutes
Excellence In Juxtaposition
Ladies and gentlemen, there’s one thing you should probably know about my writing process. When I write, I subject myself to an auditory assault at varying decibels within a narrow genre of music...
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4 Minutes
OMW 2 Fitty
Ladies and gentlemen, I sit here at the outset of my 49th birthday listening to my favorites on the iHeart Radio app of my AppleTV. For whatever reason, the good people at iHeart...
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5 Minutes
Go Fly A Kite
Drivers who hit and run need to go fly a kite....
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11 Minutes
The 3 Legged Stool
I sit here….. No, that’s not right. I stand here at the kitchen counter consuming an Everything Bagel. A near empty bottle of Palmolive supervises the process in desperate hopes of capturing...
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11 Minutes
2016 Urine Review
Well ladies and gentlemen, the year is almost over. You know what that means don’t you? It’s time to look back and assess what happened over the last 12 months. Gather up all...
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10 Minutes
My Compromise
Given the state of things, I think I can handle this one....
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