Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas y’all. Kinda. Not. Perhaps it’s me in my “advancing maturity” and burgeoning cynicism. I’ve about had it with that time of year which starts around the...
Ladies and gentlemen, I have about six or seven different epic posts banging around in my head, and I can’t seem to take advantage of all the time I have this Labor Day weekend...
Ladies and gentlemen, pack your shit. I think it’s time to leave. There comes a time in all of our lives when a sign introduces itself into our lives that pretty much serves as...
“I don’t believe there’s a man, woman, or child alive today who doesn’t enjoy a lovely beverage.” –David Letterman “I don’t believe there’s a man, woman, or child alive today who doesn’t enjoy a...
Here’s something that will seem completely irrelevant. I’m flat footed. Did I mention that before? I’m not sure. None the less, the secret is out. Without the appropriate devices jammed into...
I don’t remember what the exact date was. What I do remember was that it was either at the very end of 1997 or the very beginning of 1998. Fourteen years. It’s probably all...