No thanks, I have my own filters....
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That Shack Outside La Grange
The following thousand words (or so), which will most likely be entered into evidence at my eventual competency hearing where my beneficiaries will diligently fight the good fight against the con artist (most likely...
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6 Minutes
Say ‘YEAH’!
Two points define a line, three points confirm it. I’m sure at one point (heh) or another, some highly trained and well intentioned education professional disciplined in the mathematical arts uttered those words in...
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3 Minutes
Dip Construction
Nearly six years ago, my dear friends, I shared a nifty little nugget of creamy, bacon flavored goodness with the world. Since then, the world has changed. You don’t need me to outline all...
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10 Minutes
My Compromise
Given the state of things, I think I can handle this one....
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5 Minutes
Bacon Bowls & White Elephants
Ladies and gentlemen, I sit here passing some great gas as I try to write a fictional line of pure bull about a massive diamond named after a Hollywood legend. Take a moment to...
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7 Minutes
Yosemite?
Newsroom is a show on HBO which features Jeff Daniels as a news anchor. That’s all I know about it. I don’t watch it and have never seen an episode of it. It helps...
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6 Minutes
Rabbit Voodoo
Christmas of 199- something descended upon central eastern Wyoming as it had any year before. The rigid theology behind the scare tactics used by the global warming crowd hadn’t been quite solidified at that...
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Put Your Hands In The Air
There comes a point in every man’s life when…… [insert thoughtfully inspired challenge right *here*]. Yeah, I don’t know. I’ve already fired off a couple of dispatches that start like that during the...
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Dear Germ-A-Phobe
I just wanted to pass on a few tidbits in order to tweek your idiosyncrasies and to irritate any delicate sensibilities you may possess. I’m fine. By that, I mean that I...
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