Tosh.0 is a video review show aired by Comedy Central.  It features comedian Daniel Tosh making smart ass remarks about videos found out on the 21st century miracle of the Internet.

The 2012 Presidential election is an ongoing campaign of two individuals with different outlooks for our country displaying feats of strength and airing of grievances.

An elliptical exercise machine is one that features a brilliant collection of cogs, sprockets, belts, and flashing lights designed to simulate cross country skiing motion for anyone who makes the ill conceived decision to get on one of the damn things.

This afternoon, all of the aforementioned items came together at an exercise facility here in San Antonio.

TharpSter gets on the elliptical as a warm up, ladies and gentlemen.  There’s a bank of tv’s in front of the elliptical machines, and today I had an interesting choice of clap trap to watch while listening to a live version of some Guns N Roses.

On the left, I could watch CBS coverage of the President swearing up and down at a rally today that Romney lied his ass off the other night at the debate.

On the right, an episode of Tosh.0 featured a video of some pin head standing in front of a dart board taking a couple of pointy ones in his temple.  He also took one in the future location for his tramp stamp.

I really couldn’t discern a remarkable difference between the two.

In the meantime, I’m having a crisis of beverages.

First of all, I’ll bitch and moan about my green tea.  The original recipe which I’ve stayed loyal to over the last few years (since the curvy bottle incident) has been changed in the 12 packs that I buy.

Good Lord in butter, does it suck.

That then brings me to my replacement beverage.

A lime cherry beverage brought to us by the good people at Wylers is pretty darn tasty.  The problem is the container I’m putting it in.

Man law dictates that you don’t use a spoon to mix your beverage.  You shake it instead.

Who am I to break the law?

Once I take the final swig of the good stuff directly from the jug (more man law), I wash it out and look to make some more.

I then spend the next few hours trying to get the beverage stains off of my hands because the lid doesn’t hold all the good stuff in when it’s shaken violently.

That’s right people.

Feel my pain.